Jokes.
THIS POST CONTAINS HELL LOADS OF WORDS. REALLY. NO LIES !


it's kinda like a rant/complain bout someone.

oh, and i do hope tht idiot reads it!

cmon ghey shit. quit complaining tht you're lonely and stuffs. what? nids a girlfriend? you dunnid one. head down to geylang mienzx !

and ffs, dun come mock me when you ain't any better. to put it off bluntly, you're not even close to my standards. yes, you sucks, way too bad for me to put in words.

firstly, your command of english. gosh, IT'S DAM ATROCIOUS THAT I CAN HARDLY EVEN UNDERSTAND YOU AT ALL ! and my eyes are crying for help upon reading your words. pity my eyes. pity my brain even more. sheesh. seriously , i wunn criticize your command of english if you din come mock me first !

if you wanna pick a debate match wit me over life , right on. oh , but PLEASE brush up on your english first! im afraid my eyes & brain will die from reading yet another word from you !

and, your philosophy of life SUCKS TO THE MAXXXXX. seriously, if you duno anything bout reality , i'd suggest you to shut the fuck up. quit making yourself sound so dam pitiful mienzx . thts sooooo NOT gonna even earn the slightest sympathy from me. cos you dun deserve any !

you claim that you know alot bout this world. my stand is , OH REALLY ? judging from the stuffs we've conversed lately & from the past , i seriously don't see anything smart coming from you except for complaining bout how pitiful your life is !

srsly, GET A LIFE. you typed a fucking chinese phrase and asked me to approach my parents for the meaning? thanks for the mockery you've given me. why in chinese? OH, PARDON ME. I FORGOT YOUR ENGLISH SUCKED WAY TOO MUCH. :) oh , btw your mum's panties just flew away when you said that phrase to me. HAH, dam loser .

and FYI , the me that you've been chatting wit was just a pretence by me. im just trying to test my level of tolerance. but it goes to show that i can't tolerate SHITS like you. mienzx , i can't believe there's actually such guy whu exists in this world. wad has the world come to !

oh well. guess i'll hafta build more patience when dealing wit shits like him!

oh , one thing that im certain i can't tolerate, AND THAT'S HIS ATROCIOUS ENGLISH ! mienzx ... it's dam awful tht i feel like crumbling to pieces after reading ._.

im not implying that mine's gud , but well , at least WAYYYY better off than his! :) oh, you've got no choice but to agree wit me. cos it's a fucking fact mienzx ! i always feel so much lyk a genius whenever i reply his way beyond retarded texts. :)

oh wells. i do hope he get a life soon! or maybe he should just kick the bucket and stop wasting earth's resources? :) oh, i ain't the least bit pissed off , i just like the thrill of criticizing and mocking someone over my blog! (and hopes that person knows that im talking bout him! HAHAHA, tht's wad i call thrill mienzx!) it's dam fun for me cos im feeling bored. :)


- SAMPLE CHATLOG -


im dam bitch to post this up. but whatever ! hahaa, it's my blog afterall :)

about the "pleasing" thingmawigzx part. before this he said smth like "dont please me , i dont lyk to be please". therefore those words from me. but hey! those words seem kinda weird don't they? HAHAHAHA. whatever :)

and about the "dad" thingy. few days back , he just told me his dad went to his room to ask him bout something. aw mienzx. i din know his dad's gone. i guess i must've hurted him soooo badly by saying those? (actually, i din say much too.) BUT HEY ! WHO CARES ? COS I SRSLY HAD NO IDEA AT ALL ! and it's him who started this crap , so he's gotta face the consequences. (i feel so boxim. LOL ._.)

but seriously speaking , i dun really understand those huge chunk of words which came from him. some rephrasing work nids to be done there. :(

oh and you this fucking copydog, get some originality for fuck's sake. i know im dam awesome & all , but is there a need to copy the things i say and the way i type things? altho you din exactly typed it to me , but ... to others (saw it somewhereeeee! hehe). you copied my oh-so-cool way of typing and language! :D BUT BUT BUT ... MY ENGLISH AIN'T THATTT ATROCIOUS !! :(



- A TOPIC TO BE DEBATED ON -
quoted directly from the chatlog of that epic phailed.

"girl grown up is because they can handle family
while guy grown up is they can
earn $ and alot of good thing "

HAHAHA. SORRY. I COULDN'T HELP BUT LOL AT THE GRAMMER/ENGLISH THERE. :(

but , seriously ? you tink girls came about to this world just so to help take care of family and be housewives ? fuck off mienzx _l_ and it's nowonder you can't find a girlfriend since you always had that sort of thinking. time for you to snap out of being such an egoistic person. hah doofus! :)

omigawd. i must've been able to handle a family when i was 1 day old! therefore i can grow up! HAHAHAHAHAHA ! EPIC-WINZ.

total joke of the day. you're making my toes laugh too! great! :)



oh, another short chatlog.



i know im being such a bad gal for posting chatlogs up. but well , i can't help it cos im really bored to tears ~

im sucha loser. yey! :)

it's actually abt him trying to find a topic to start. i wonder why im soooo guailan to ppl too ? *thinks thinks thinks~*

YEY ! BYE. im feeling soooooooo crazy that im guailan-ing anyone whu talks to me now. heehe! no more fun. imma go sleep. nights :)